Are you the office flirt?

The modern workplace is charged with sexual energy - an evolutionary hangover from the days when procreation and survival were the name of the game. We might think we've learned to control the primitive instincts which our ancestors relied on, but the trappings of modern office life merely serve to remind us that under the surface, we might not be so sophisticated after all.

The average office worker spends over 260 full days a year with their colleagues, and the ways in which we interact with one another in person, via email and even on the phone can be indicative of the ways we repress and sublimate our innate behaviour. So find out how flirty you really are - take the Office Flirt Test!


  1. Are you:
    male
    female

  2. Would you describe yourself as:
    straight
    bi
    gay
    not fussy after a few pints

  3. And your age?
        years

  4. Which of the following best describes your family status?
    only child
    eldest child
    youngest child
    middle child

  5. How many people are there in your immediate working environment?
        people

  6. And which of these best describes the main function of your job:
    make something
    sell something
    mend something
    serve something
    clean something